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The Elf on the Shelf Christmas traditions and Elf magic is sweeping the nation – and for good reason. They offer a delicious way to create enthusiasm for vacations and keep children on their best behavior. Here's how they work.

"Official" Elf on the Shelf, Magic Elf Elf Elf or another, Home stands at the beginning of the season to spend Christmas holidays with his family.

Each night the elf becomes a platform at the North Pole, while their children sleep, they tell Santa about their behavior.

While Shelf Elf elves have a reputation more formal Elf Magic Elves few mischievous and tend to a disorder or a shot mad when everyone is asleep. Her children love to wake up every morning and see what problems the Goblin the previous night.

Here are ten ideas that are found around the Internet and local families to inspire your Elf

They like the elves that their children do not like to do

Elves adapt quickly to a house, and the mornings are filled with many favorite activities Kids' living there. Read favorite books, games (including Wii or Nintendo DS), with a doll tea soon, and skateboards Elf riding are all favorite moments past.

The elves are on computers and media

Elves in households with adolescents showed that e-mail, Facebook and Twitter accounts to keep an eye on children online and send funny emails, updates State and tweets. But many elves seem to surf the net late at night to find new fun places for children to enjoy.

Elves Love To Be in Pictures

Apparently, the elves are very good for self portraits. Many families have found their digital camera complete with photos his elves in all types Crazy poses.

The elves have a driving license

If an elf can be found in the morning, the car is the first place to look. Elves are often found in the driver's seat, sitting on a pile of pillows or books. The car may be parked in rear or in a crazy situation, and in some cases, even in the street or in the driveway of a neighbor. Usually, Christmas the music is loud speaker and the gas tank is almost empty mysteriously as before.

Elves write in journals

The elves and children often learn more from each other and create links to write letters back and forth. Some elves decorated with a magazine to keep all correspondence in one place. They said that some Elves only write upside down, so that children must maintain Note for the mirror to read it. Some are well known in Pig Latin or other codes that older children should read.

Elves Potty telling jokes, Too

Bathroom humor spans all languages and species. Elves love to turn the cologne green (with food coloring), decorating Christmas trees underwear, children's rooms or houses of toilet paper as a whole, and write mirrors bathroom with mom lipstick.

Elf spell their name – everywhere!

Each Elf has a name. Some are appointed the children they see. Others arrive with a note of the introduction of Elf. Anyway, all the elves seem to like to leave their signature as often as possible. Perhaps the name of the elf is written in Cheerios, flour or chocolate syrup on the counter. At other times, in toothpaste mirror bathroom. Best of all, the food coloring in the freshly fallen snow.

Elves like to remind them Home

Snowball cotton ball is a favorite pastime of elves. In addition, make elf elves are the size of snow angels. If the real snow is not available, then Insta-Snow or flour to make good substitutes. A favorite game is elf Candy Lane. If the house is a copy, the Elves are known for providing the North Pole as a Christmas present.

Elves are not always fair

What could be better than an elf on the shelf? Several elves, of course. This means that the damage can be multiplied and children waking to scenes of chaos Elf. Once such a game of poker or baseball or football game or a game with elves in costume (borrowed from other dolls).

Elves elves playing with his next

How many families have their own Elf on a shelf during the holidays to join the Elves Elves neighbor to increase the pleasure. Many Elves were waiting nearby to stop bus so that their children arrive. Other Elves host a Christmas party for neighborhood children.

As you can see, the possibilities are unlimited for tradition Elf. Happy Holidays!

Terri Chadick invites you to introduce the Elf on the Shelf holiday tradition to your family this Christmas season. Go to http://www.lifepluskids.com/elf-on-a-shelf to find out more.

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